Office Decorating Pillows

"Of course as the CEO you've got to have a view of the big picture, but..."

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

That shows business confidence.

The trend toward less formal offices began to gain steam.

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

"Read our contracts, Ms Donahue. It says 'No Sexual Harassment on the workfloor!'"

Sign on desk reads: 'Thanks for not wishing me a nice day.'

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

'You earned this corner office by cutting corners...'

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

"Security? There's a goddam tree in my office."

'Dog eat dog.'

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

"It's too late for Jim. The tchotchkes have him now."

The new contract didn't leave him much room to maneuver his hoverdesk.

Executive golf with Newton's cradle

'ANOTHER Shakespeare play?!! Look, all we wanted was the user manual for a sandwich maker.'

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

'But this is what you demanded; a corner office with Windows.'

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

"Sorry to interrupt, Mr. Barksdale, but you're scheduled to take time out to smell the roses."

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

"No more thinking outside the box Bamford. From now on I want you to do all your thinking inside your box!"

'Our CEO's philosophy is that a happy environment means a happy bottom line.'

Desk shaped like an office block.

"Hi Sean, welcome to my open space. Take a stand and let's talk."

"It's your cubicle, Nelson, not your coop."

"Our open-space office really stimulates information sharing when everyone removes their noise-cancelling headphones."

"When you work from home everyday is Casual Day."

"Does this desk make my job look big?"