Office Redecoration Pillows

'It's an epic mural called 'Seas of Change'.'

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

That shows business confidence.

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

The trend toward less formal offices began to gain steam.

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

"Read our contracts, Ms Donahue. It says 'No Sexual Harassment on the workfloor!'"

Sign on desk reads: 'Thanks for not wishing me a nice day.'

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

'You earned this corner office by cutting corners...'

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

"Security? There's a goddam tree in my office."

The new contract didn't leave him much room to maneuver his hoverdesk.

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

"It's too late for Jim. The tchotchkes have him now."

'Dog eat dog.'

'ANOTHER Shakespeare play?!! Look, all we wanted was the user manual for a sandwich maker.'

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

'Right about here I added a drip coffee maker, with high caffeine premium blend coffee, to the employee break room.'

"Sorry to interrupt, Mr. Barksdale, but you're scheduled to take time out to smell the roses."

New open space office design that promotes balance in the workplace.

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

"It's your cubicle, Nelson, not your coop."

"No more thinking outside the box Bamford. From now on I want you to do all your thinking inside your box!"

'Our CEO's philosophy is that a happy environment means a happy bottom line.'

"Hi Sean, welcome to my open space. Take a stand and let's talk."

Desk shaped like an office block.

"Our open-space office really stimulates information sharing when everyone removes their noise-cancelling headphones."

"It's been unanimously decided that we don't like this table. Could you show us another model?"

"When you work from home everyday is Casual Day."