Office Makeover Pillows

"All I wanted was a simple plant, but it just kept on growing."

"How long have we been sitting on balls, Jon?"

"Love your feng shui!"

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

The trend toward less formal offices began to gain steam.

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

'Right about here I added a drip coffee maker, with high caffeine premium blend coffee, to the employee break room.'

'This is what happens when we give up our resistance to change.'

The Move.

"It's been unanimously decided that we don't like this table. Could you show us another model?"

"Does this desk make my job look big?"

'Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.'

Modular Offices

"We could hire another accountant and secretary, but wouldn't it be fun to have a barista?"

'Well, why didn't you say you wanted the office to be functional?'

'Carson, this is the new organizational chart. This is you.'

'It's not here for artistic value. It's here to discourage employee theft.'

'Sir, we need to upgrade our technology. We've used up our last roll of ticker tape.'

"Duct tape fixes leaks in the office, too."

'I must have that painting for my office.'

"On Monday, they will introduce a new office layout and you'll be near Judy, who isn't good at sharing her charger. . ."

"We re cutting back on overhead."

'Of course, that bid's just an estimate.'

"I told you when you moved into Dr. Condee's office that his bookshelves were due to collapse any day."

'I don't like the painting either, but it is part of our corporate culture.'

Football addict

'Excess is the way I measure success.'

'Your new grade level rates an office, but the furniture comes assembly required.'

"I don't care that you personalized your work area, but stop yelling 'Howdy, neighbor!' to everyone you see!"

'I couldn't get away for a vacation so I brought the vacation to me.'

"It was the boss' suggestion...that I take a working vacation...in the office."

''Midnight in Paris' didn't work in the conference room. Let's try something more vibrant like 'Sunrise Over Wall Street.''

'You can take down your little sign, Marlene, we're switching over to computers on Monday.'

"Is there anything ELSE we can do to improve the workstations?"