Office Makeover Gifts

"All I wanted was a simple plant, but it just kept on growing."

"How long have we been sitting on balls, Jon?"

"Love your feng shui!"

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

The trend toward less formal offices began to gain steam.

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

'This is Bob - our secret agent of change.'

'Right about here I added a drip coffee maker, with high caffeine premium blend coffee, to the employee break room.'

'This is what happens when we give up our resistance to change.'

The Move.

"It's been unanimously decided that we don't like this table. Could you show us another model?"

"Does this desk make my job look big?"

Modular Offices

'Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.'

"We could hire another accountant and secretary, but wouldn't it be fun to have a barista?"

'Well, why didn't you say you wanted the office to be functional?'

'Carson, this is the new organizational chart. This is you.'

'It's not here for artistic value. It's here to discourage employee theft.'

'Sir, we need to upgrade our technology. We've used up our last roll of ticker tape.'

"I remember when this was all offices."

"Duct tape fixes leaks in the office, too."

"We re cutting back on overhead."

"On Monday, they will introduce a new office layout and you'll be near Judy, who isn't good at sharing her charger. . ."

'I must have that painting for my office.'

'Of course, that bid's just an estimate.'

"I told you when you moved into Dr. Condee's office that his bookshelves were due to collapse any day."

'I don't like the painting either, but it is part of our corporate culture.'

Football addict

"It was the boss' suggestion...that I take a working vacation...in the office."

'You can take down your little sign, Marlene, we're switching over to computers on Monday.'

'I couldn't get away for a vacation so I brought the vacation to me.'

'Your new grade level rates an office, but the furniture comes assembly required.'

"I don't care that you personalized your work area, but stop yelling 'Howdy, neighbor!' to everyone you see!"

'Excess is the way I measure success.'