Office Remodeling Gifts

'Well, why didn't you say you wanted the office to be functional?'

The trend toward less formal offices began to gain steam.

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

'Right about here I added a drip coffee maker, with high caffeine premium blend coffee, to the employee break room.'

"Hi Sean, welcome to my open space. Take a stand and let's talk."

Man and woman buying furniture.

The Move.

"Our open-space office really stimulates information sharing when everyone removes their noise-cancelling headphones."

"It's been unanimously decided that we don't like this table. Could you show us another model?"

Homepage, sweet homepage.

'Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.'

"Love your feng shui!"

Modular Offices

"We could hire another accountant and secretary, but wouldn't it be fun to have a barista?"

STRIP Hambone: Expensive repair job

"it appears I'm being relocated"

'Carson, this is the new organizational chart. This is you.'

'Sir, we need to upgrade our technology. We've used up our last roll of ticker tape.'

'I don't need such a big office as this. My ego does.'

Filling Cabinet - "Why are all the letters different?"

'Are you two friends?' - 'No, we just hate the same people.'

'If the GPC built office blocks!'

"Hi Sean, welcome to my open space. Take a stand and let's talk."

Paperless office.

"We re cutting back on overhead."

Bad Office Planning

"On Monday, they will introduce a new office layout and you'll be near Judy, who isn't good at sharing her charger. . ."

'Of course, that bid's just an estimate.'

"I told you when you moved into Dr. Condee's office that his bookshelves were due to collapse any day."

"How long have we been sitting on balls, Jon?"

'Or if that's too expensive, why don't you bring yours in for a nice paint job?'