Office Modernization Gifts

'You can take down your little sign, Marlene, we're switching over to computers on Monday.'

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

The trend toward less formal offices began to gain steam.

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

"And with the optional remote you make all these little lights go off and on really quickly." You can have an IT system with all the latest bells and whistles...or you could have one that WORKS

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

'This is Bob - our secret agent of change.'

'Right about here I added a drip coffee maker, with high caffeine premium blend coffee, to the employee break room.'

"I'll take your request for an office with a sunny spot into consideration."

New open space office design that promotes balance in the workplace.

"The new computer is great, but we can't get rid of the old one. It knows too much."

"Miss Jones, bring me into the 21st century..."

"Hi Sean, welcome to my open space. Take a stand and let's talk."

The Move.

"Our open-space office really stimulates information sharing when everyone removes their noise-cancelling headphones."

"It's been unanimously decided that we don't like this table. Could you show us another model?"

'Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.'

"Love your feng shui!"

Modular Offices

STRIP Hambone: Expensive repair job

Computerized society.

"We could hire another accountant and secretary, but wouldn't it be fun to have a barista?"

'Well, why didn't you say you wanted the office to be functional?'

"All in favor of the old, uncomfortable chairs?"

'Carson, this is the new organizational chart. This is you.'

"Perhaps you're right. Maybe we should upgrade our computer system."

'Sir, we need to upgrade our technology. We've used up our last roll of ticker tape.'

'If the GPC built office blocks!'

'I don't need such a big office as this. My ego does.'

"I remember when this was all offices."

The new electronic system is efficient, but the garage had to sacrifice parking spaces for it.

Paperless office.

"I've got something in what used to be a decrepit, run-down, unfashionable area."

"We re cutting back on overhead."

Bad Office Planning