Office Improvement Gifts

"Is there anything ELSE we can do to improve the workstations?"

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

That shows business confidence.

The trend toward less formal offices began to gain steam.

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

"Read our contracts, Ms Donahue. It says 'No Sexual Harassment on the workfloor!'"

Sign on desk reads: 'Thanks for not wishing me a nice day.'

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

'You earned this corner office by cutting corners...'

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

"Security? There's a goddam tree in my office."

'All those in doubt, raise your eyebrows.'

The new contract didn't leave him much room to maneuver his hoverdesk.

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

"It's too late for Jim. The tchotchkes have him now."

'Dog eat dog.'

'ANOTHER Shakespeare play?!! Look, all we wanted was the user manual for a sandwich maker.'

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

It come's to my attention that you have been doing the work of two men.

'Right about here I added a drip coffee maker, with high caffeine premium blend coffee, to the employee break room.'

"Sorry to interrupt, Mr. Barksdale, but you're scheduled to take time out to smell the roses."

"I'll take your request for an office with a sunny spot into consideration."

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

"The new computer is great, but we can't get rid of the old one. It knows too much."

"No more thinking outside the box Bamford. From now on I want you to do all your thinking inside your box!"

Desk shaped like an office block.

'Our CEO's philosophy is that a happy environment means a happy bottom line.'

"It's been unanimously decided that we don't like this table. Could you show us another model?"

"Does this desk make my job look big?"

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'