Office Uplift Gifts

'All those in doubt, raise your eyebrows.'

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

"In recognition of last month's little upward blip, I suggest we allow ourselves a spontaneous victory fist bump."

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

That shows business confidence.

The trend toward less formal offices began to gain steam.

Overworked in the office

What's wrong with the computer you've got?"

"I'm overpaid and underworked, but you don't see me complaining!"

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

In many ways this is the perfect job! Out. Out.

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

'I had a thought. Let's scrap everything and start a new fiscal year right now.'

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

Upward Progress

Lumbar support animal

Meat Grinder

Parade of Businessmen

Presentation: Thinking each other are idiots.

"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."

'How did the 'I want you all to take a pay cut or leave' strategy go down?'

'All right! Who put my dozing-off during our last meeting on youtube?'

'I can't give you a raise, a promotion or a bigger office, but I AM going to allow you to have a personality.'

Team Experiences Cabinet: Productivity, Fun, Goal Setting!

'I'd give you a raise, but I had to throw tantrums to make my parents give me anything as a kid.'

The vice-president in charge of sincerity

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

In, out, shake it all about.

Dog's In Tray and Out Tray

'Would you all please congatulate...'