Office Overhauler Gifts

The Move.

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

The trend toward less formal offices began to gain steam.

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

Inout baskets.

"I'm too busy to be stressed."

'All those in doubt, raise your eyebrows.'

"I think I'll have the businessman's lunch."

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

"....how many kids have we got now?"

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

'This is Bob - our secret agent of change.'

'Right about here I added a drip coffee maker, with high caffeine premium blend coffee, to the employee break room.'

'A few messages came in during your lunch break.'

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

"As the new head coach, my first move will be to blow up the entire roster."

'Miss Pringle, I run a tight ship! What is this piece of paper doing on my desk?'

"That's a very good suggestion, perhaps one of the men would like to make it?"

"It's been unanimously decided that we don't like this table. Could you show us another model?"

'OK, who moved the photocopier?'

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

"Love your feng shui!"

'Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.'

Modular Offices

"We could hire another accountant and secretary, but wouldn't it be fun to have a barista?"

'He's still able to do the work of three committees.'

'Well, why didn't you say you wanted the office to be functional?'

"it appears I'm being relocated"

Model employee reads 'Best Practice' document ... scruffy slob reads 'Worst Practice', with messy desk and dangerous wires.

'Carson, this is the new organizational chart. This is you.'

"I finally got myself organized and unsubscribed from all those-e-mails."

'Sir, we need to upgrade our technology. We've used up our last roll of ticker tape.'

"I remember when this was all offices."

'Are you two friends?' - 'No, we just hate the same people.'