Office Overhauler Gifts

The Move.

The trend toward less formal offices began to gain steam.

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

Inout baskets.

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

"I'm too busy to be stressed."

"I think I'll have the businessman's lunch."

'All those in doubt, raise your eyebrows.'

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

"....how many kids have we got now?"

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

'Right about here I added a drip coffee maker, with high caffeine premium blend coffee, to the employee break room.'

'A few messages came in during your lunch break.'

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

'Miss Pringle, I run a tight ship! What is this piece of paper doing on my desk?'

"That's a very good suggestion, perhaps one of the men would like to make it?"

'OK, who moved the photocopier?'

"It's been unanimously decided that we don't like this table. Could you show us another model?"

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

'Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.'

"We could hire another accountant and secretary, but wouldn't it be fun to have a barista?"

Modular Offices

"Love your feng shui!"

'He's still able to do the work of three committees.'

'Well, why didn't you say you wanted the office to be functional?'

"it appears I'm being relocated"

Model employee reads 'Best Practice' document ... scruffy slob reads 'Worst Practice', with messy desk and dangerous wires.

'Carson, this is the new organizational chart. This is you.'

"I finally got myself organized and unsubscribed from all those-e-mails."

'Sir, we need to upgrade our technology. We've used up our last roll of ticker tape.'

Filling Cabinet - "Why are all the letters different?"

'Are you two friends?' - 'No, we just hate the same people.'