Office Remodel Gifts

Modular Offices

The trend toward less formal offices began to gain steam.

'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'

"And best of all, it comes fully loaded!"

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

Between Offices

'This is Bob - our secret agent of change.'

'Right about here I added a drip coffee maker, with high caffeine premium blend coffee, to the employee break room.'

While You Were Out: We Moved!

Offices moved to 23rd floor - taking the company to new heights - the management.

'It may not be our usual business lunch, but it will sure impress the hell out of the budget committee.'

"Hi Sean, welcome to my open space. Take a stand and let's talk."

Man and woman buying furniture.

"Cubicle 311 is our 'cultural oasis'."

The Move.

"The water does taste a little funny. Maybe they added analgesics, to ease the pain of restructuring."

"It's been unanimously decided that we don't like this table. Could you show us another model?"

Homepage, sweet homepage.

"Love your feng shui!"

"We could hire another accountant and secretary, but wouldn't it be fun to have a barista?"

'Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.'

STRIP Hambone: Expensive repair job

'Well, why didn't you say you wanted the office to be functional?'

"it appears I'm being relocated"

'Carson, this is the new organizational chart. This is you.'

'Sir, we need to upgrade our technology. We've used up our last roll of ticker tape.'

'Are you two friends?' - 'No, we just hate the same people.'

"I remember when this was all offices."

Filling Cabinet - "Why are all the letters different?"

"We re cutting back on overhead."

'I must have that painting for my office.'

Snedly and Snedly, the first company to leave the city, and take their buiding with them.

'Hi. Could you send over to my office everything in your display window?'