Office Renovation Gifts

'Right about here I added a drip coffee maker, with high caffeine premium blend coffee, to the employee break room.'

'Of course, that bid's just an estimate.'

Please pardon the inconvenience while we remodel.

"I told you when you moved into Dr. Condee's office that his bookshelves were due to collapse any day."

"The company simply must do something about the office space problem!"

'Pardon the dust. We're remodeling.'

"It's been unanimously decided that we don't like this table. Could you show us another model?"

"I can't get my IT guy and my Feng Shui guy to agree on the new office renovation!"

'Sir, we need to upgrade our technology. We've used up our last roll of ticker tape.'

'It's amazing how big your office feels when you go paperless.'

"I'll confess, the first time I realized they didn't have any panes it gave me quite a turn!"

"Our carrier pigeon died. Maybe it was time to update our communication system, anyway."

"While you were out, your office was turned into a taco stand."

'CLEAR!' ''Please Pardon the Inconvenience as we Remodel the Dental Office.'

Old building having a renovation injection

"Comfy enough for you?"

"Yeah. The new office is good. Not the most private though."

The trend toward less formal offices began to gain steam.

"I never realized how many wires and cords we used. And that's just from my office."

"Hi, I want to refurnish my office!"

"We re cutting back on overhead."

"There was a lot of tension between his ergonomics and his feng shui."

'I'm adding some personal touches to my office.'

Delivery of office equipment.

'I've had the office modernized, trouble is, now you don't fit in anymore.'

'I'd like a full report on my office paint job.'

Are you sure we've gone open plan ?

'Last call to hand in your old desktops. We also ask that all disco balls be removed.'

'Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.'

''Midnight in Paris' didn't work in the conference room. Let's try something more vibrant like 'Sunrise Over Wall Street.''

'I must have that painting for my office.'

'You paid the insurance bill, right?'

Nesting Chairs

"By golly. Watkins. I like this new corporate art."

"Is this desk too businessy?"