New Office Layout Gifts

"On Monday, they will introduce a new office layout and you'll be near Judy, who isn't good at sharing her charger. . ."

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

"We're a very small international conglomerate."

The trend toward less formal offices began to gain steam.

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

Lumbar support animal

"The more coffee I drink, the more these motivational posters make sense."

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

'Well, nobody can say you haven't grown in office.'

'It's settled then. Your people will meet with my people if they ever get me any people.'

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

New open space office design that promotes balance in the workplace.

"Hi Sean, welcome to my open space. Take a stand and let's talk."

Man and woman buying furniture.

Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.

"Our open-space office really stimulates information sharing when everyone removes their noise-cancelling headphones."

'You shouldn't have.'

"It's been unanimously decided that we don't like this table. Could you show us another model?"

'They'll tell you this is an open office workspace, but watch out for the invisible fences.'

Homepage, sweet homepage.

Modular Offices

STRIP Hambone: Expensive repair job

"I've got an office and I've got a window, but I wouldn't say I've got a window office."

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

"Love your feng shui!"

'Well, why didn't you say you wanted the office to be functional?'

'I don't need such a big office as this. My ego does.'

"I remember when this was all offices."

'If the GPC built office blocks!'

"Hi Sean, welcome to my open space. Take a stand and let's talk."

'It's the first dollar earned and the only one, I might say, that hasn't been working for me!'