Office Layouts Gifts

Reason # 23 why a pile of money is better decor than a potted plant: nobody has to water it when you're away.

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

That shows business confidence.

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

The trend toward less formal offices began to gain steam.

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

"Read our contracts, Ms Donahue. It says 'No Sexual Harassment on the workfloor!'"

Sign on desk reads: 'Thanks for not wishing me a nice day.'

Lumbar support animal

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

'You earned this corner office by cutting corners...'

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

"Security? There's a goddam tree in my office."

Team Experiences Cabinet: Productivity, Fun, Goal Setting!

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

'Dog eat dog.'

Dog's In Tray and Out Tray

'ACE Heating and cooling' 'What's Hot' 'What Not'

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

"It's too late for Jim. The tchotchkes have him now."

The new contract didn't leave him much room to maneuver his hoverdesk.

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

'ANOTHER Shakespeare play?!! Look, all we wanted was the user manual for a sandwich maker.'

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

The Pencil and Sharpener

"Sorry to interrupt, Mr. Barksdale, but you're scheduled to take time out to smell the roses."

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

New open space office design that promotes balance in the workplace.

'Our CEO's philosophy is that a happy environment means a happy bottom line.'

"No more thinking outside the box Bamford. From now on I want you to do all your thinking inside your box!"