Office Style Gifts

"It's my service club lapel-pin. I had a little mishap getting dressed this morning."

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.'

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

'You could be a constant inspiration for us to come up with a plan to get a leg up on our competition...you're hired!'

"Another job well done by your conflict resolution specialist."

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

21st century water cooler conversations.

Boss's Desk Says No!

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

"He's not really much of a leader...he just has a lot of followers."

That shows business confidence.

'I'm sorry, but everyone is in a meeting.'

The trend toward less formal offices began to gain steam.

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

"Read our contracts, Ms Donahue. It says 'No Sexual Harassment on the workfloor!'"

"The new chairman has dropped the brain-storming meetings."

The best financial decision I ever made.

'I'm promoting you to project coordinator because you seem to have an overall view of things.'

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

"It used to Casual Friday. Now it's Furlough Friday."

'These are job perks.'

Men's business romper.

"At this office no two days are different."

"Here, we do not procrastinate, we 'table' things."

'The portrait is a mark of his extreme egotism, but, if you curtsy and bow sufficiently...say, 'Oh Yes Sir!'!, to everything he says, you should do OK'

"On the plus side, I finally have a key to the executive washroom."

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."

Tug of Negotiation and Conciliation.