Office Aesthetics Gifts

'I've had the office modernized, trouble is, now you don't fit in anymore.'

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

That shows business confidence.

The trend toward less formal offices began to gain steam.

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

"Read our contracts, Ms Donahue. It says 'No Sexual Harassment on the workfloor!'"

Men's business romper.

Sign on desk reads: 'Thanks for not wishing me a nice day.'

'You earned this corner office by cutting corners...'

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

"Security? There's a goddam tree in my office."

"It's too late for Jim. The tchotchkes have him now."

The new contract didn't leave him much room to maneuver his hoverdesk.

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

'Dog eat dog.'

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

'ANOTHER Shakespeare play?!! Look, all we wanted was the user manual for a sandwich maker.'

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

"Sorry to interrupt, Mr. Barksdale, but you're scheduled to take time out to smell the roses."

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

"No more thinking outside the box Bamford. From now on I want you to do all your thinking inside your box!"

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

'Our CEO's philosophy is that a happy environment means a happy bottom line.'

"Hi Sean, welcome to my open space. Take a stand and let's talk."

Desk shaped like an office block.

"Our open-space office really stimulates information sharing when everyone removes their noise-cancelling headphones."

"Does this desk make my job look big?"

"Love your feng shui!"

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

'Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.'