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"It's agreed, then, that we move forward on the philodendron."

"The Southwestern look. I love it!"

Wildlife Management.

'You'll be working in this cubicle.'

"Duct tape fixes leaks in the office, too."

'Your new grade level rates an office, but the furniture comes assembly required.'

A law firm's offices.

'Well, what office doesn't have a little mess.'

Office Sweet Office.

'I must have that painting for my office.'

'I love plants and it also give me many more places to hide.'

'I find it silences detractors.'

"Hi, I want to refurnish my office!"

"Law offices designed by lawyers. Of course."

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

That shows business confidence.

The trend toward less formal offices began to gain steam.

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

"Read our contracts, Ms Donahue. It says 'No Sexual Harassment on the workfloor!'"

Sign on desk reads: 'Thanks for not wishing me a nice day.'

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

'You earned this corner office by cutting corners...'

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

"Security? There's a goddam tree in my office."

The new contract didn't leave him much room to maneuver his hoverdesk.

"It's too late for Jim. The tchotchkes have him now."

'Dog eat dog.'

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

Executive golf with Newton's cradle

'ANOTHER Shakespeare play?!! Look, all we wanted was the user manual for a sandwich maker.'