Workplace Decor Gifts

Mirror manufacturers employee is at desk with 'in/out' workboxes in reverse.

'Any chance of getting something a bit more professional on the door?'

"It's your cubicle, Nelson, not your coop."

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

That shows business confidence.

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

"Read our contracts, Ms Donahue. It says 'No Sexual Harassment on the workfloor!'"

Sign on desk reads: 'Thanks for not wishing me a nice day.'

'You earned this corner office by cutting corners...'

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

"Security? There's a goddam tree in my office."

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

'Dog eat dog.'

"It's too late for Jim. The tchotchkes have him now."

The new contract didn't leave him much room to maneuver his hoverdesk.

Executive golf with Newton's cradle

'But this is what you demanded; a corner office with Windows.'

'ANOTHER Shakespeare play?!! Look, all we wanted was the user manual for a sandwich maker.'

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

"Sorry to interrupt, Mr. Barksdale, but you're scheduled to take time out to smell the roses."

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

'Our CEO's philosophy is that a happy environment means a happy bottom line.'

"No more thinking outside the box Bamford. From now on I want you to do all your thinking inside your box!"

Desk shaped like an office block.

"When you work from home everyday is Casual Day."

"Does this desk make my job look big?"

This is the first time I've been on the top management floor.

'We can't fire Wembley... it's now a Protected Habitat!'

Clive couldn't work out who was stealing office equipment...