Fun Office Decor Gifts

"It's your mother calling."

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

That shows business confidence.

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

"Read our contracts, Ms Donahue. It says 'No Sexual Harassment on the workfloor!'"

Sign on desk reads: 'Thanks for not wishing me a nice day.'

"To make this interview more entertaining I would like you to take a breath of helium before answering the questions."

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

'You earned this corner office by cutting corners...'

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

"Security? There's a goddam tree in my office."

The new contract didn't leave him much room to maneuver his hoverdesk.

"It's too late for Jim. The tchotchkes have him now."

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

'Dog eat dog.'

Executive golf with Newton's cradle

'But this is what you demanded; a corner office with Windows.'

'ANOTHER Shakespeare play?!! Look, all we wanted was the user manual for a sandwich maker.'

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

"Sorry to interrupt, Mr. Barksdale, but you're scheduled to take time out to smell the roses."

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

"It's your cubicle, Nelson, not your coop."

'Many Happy Redundan... HA! RETURNS of the day, Mackay.'

"No more thinking outside the box Bamford. From now on I want you to do all your thinking inside your box!"

'Our CEO's philosophy is that a happy environment means a happy bottom line.'

Desk shaped like an office block.

'I'm playing 18 floors.'

"Apart from that, Bob, what else did you learn on the team-building paintball weekend?"

'Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.'

'We can't fire Wembley... it's now a Protected Habitat!'

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'