Fun Office Decor Pillows

"It's your mother calling."

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

That shows business confidence.

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

"Read our contracts, Ms Donahue. It says 'No Sexual Harassment on the workfloor!'"

Sign on desk reads: 'Thanks for not wishing me a nice day.'

"To make this interview more entertaining I would like you to take a breath of helium before answering the questions."

'You earned this corner office by cutting corners...'

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

"Security? There's a goddam tree in my office."

'Dog eat dog.'

"It's too late for Jim. The tchotchkes have him now."

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

The new contract didn't leave him much room to maneuver his hoverdesk.

Executive golf with Newton's cradle

'ANOTHER Shakespeare play?!! Look, all we wanted was the user manual for a sandwich maker.'

'But this is what you demanded; a corner office with Windows.'

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

"Sorry to interrupt, Mr. Barksdale, but you're scheduled to take time out to smell the roses."

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

'Many Happy Redundan... HA! RETURNS of the day, Mackay.'

"No more thinking outside the box Bamford. From now on I want you to do all your thinking inside your box!"

Desk shaped like an office block.

'Our CEO's philosophy is that a happy environment means a happy bottom line.'

"It's your cubicle, Nelson, not your coop."

"Apart from that, Bob, what else did you learn on the team-building paintball weekend?"

'I'm playing 18 floors.'

'Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.'

"Dave, we need to talk about office props and work productivity."

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

Two stressed drinking birds