Fun Office Environment Pillows

'When you are done balancing in your chair we will continue the meeting.'

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"Oh, yes, and there's plenty of opportunity for advancement."

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

That shows business confidence.

The trend toward less formal offices began to gain steam.

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

"Read our contracts, Ms Donahue. It says 'No Sexual Harassment on the workfloor!'"

'We're just like family. Stop mumbling, Cindy. Straighten up, Fred. Get that hair out of your eyes, Janet...'

Sign on desk reads: 'Thanks for not wishing me a nice day.'

'So what do you think of my report, sir?'

"To make this interview more entertaining I would like you to take a breath of helium before answering the questions."

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

'You earned this corner office by cutting corners...'

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

"Security? There's a goddam tree in my office."

'Dog eat dog.'

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

"He was orphaned at an early age and raised by two giant moths."

The new contract didn't leave him much room to maneuver his hoverdesk.

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

"It's too late for Jim. The tchotchkes have him now."

"As you can see, we have a very flexible work-from-home-at-the-office policy."

'ANOTHER Shakespeare play?!! Look, all we wanted was the user manual for a sandwich maker.'

'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!'

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

"Sorry to interrupt, Mr. Barksdale, but you're scheduled to take time out to smell the roses."

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

'Our CEO's philosophy is that a happy environment means a happy bottom line.'

'....and that's our CEO. He's trying to find a corporate direction.'

'Many Happy Redundan... HA! RETURNS of the day, Mackay.'