Fun Office Dynamics Pillows

"I was quite pleased to find a job which allows me to see more of my husband."

Chain Thief

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

'I clawed my way to the top and then I clawed my way back to the middle.'

The trend toward less formal offices began to gain steam.

A disgruntled employee chain-sawes hois boss's desk in two.Boss says:'Alright Smith, I'll stop referring to the employees as 'oopsy daisies'.'

"Leadership is all about knowing who to delegate responsibility for all your mistakes."

'We're just like family. Stop mumbling, Cindy. Straighten up, Fred. Get that hair out of your eyes, Janet...'

'So what do you think of my report, sir?'

"To make this interview more entertaining I would like you to take a breath of helium before answering the questions."

"We're all just a number here, Finch, and fortunately my number is one."

'Stop saying 'how high?' until I say 'jump'.'

'Inevitably, I come to work early, leave late and alienate everyone.'

'The massive arrests have made the plans for downsizing much easier.'

"Hope you weren't planning on leaving early."

'Why don't you try seeing it from your point of view?'

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

'Did you get the hard copy from Mr. Dawson?'

'According to the budget, we'll have to count on body heat to keep the offices warm.'

'You can't fire me! -- This is a right-to-work state!'

"As you can see, we have a very flexible work-from-home-at-the-office policy."

'Ever feel like you've walked into a corporate lion's den?'

"Tommy? Hi, this is daddy. How's my big boy? Sweetie, daddy needs your help."

"Nobody is to blame until we pick someone."

'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!'

'My last comment appeared to be inviting feedback. Do not be fooled.'

High Noon at the O.K. Staff Meeting

'We're a democracy here, as long as everyone votes in favour of what I want!'

"In response to your request for better communications, I'm going to increase my lengthy explanation by 50%."

'You should agree with me, but not all the time, Try mixing it up a little,'

"Our long-term plan is like our short-term plan, only longer."

'I owe you an apology, Greffman -- Let's keep it that way.'

'I'm from the creative department, I don't actually do anything.'

"So do I take it that's a 'NO' to the pay rise?"