Fun Office Dynamics Mugs

"I was quite pleased to find a job which allows me to see more of my husband."

Chain Thief

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

'I clawed my way to the top and then I clawed my way back to the middle.'

The trend toward less formal offices began to gain steam.

A disgruntled employee chain-sawes hois boss's desk in two.Boss says:'Alright Smith, I'll stop referring to the employees as 'oopsy daisies'.'

"Leadership is all about knowing who to delegate responsibility for all your mistakes."

'We're just like family. Stop mumbling, Cindy. Straighten up, Fred. Get that hair out of your eyes, Janet...'

'So what do you think of my report, sir?'

"To make this interview more entertaining I would like you to take a breath of helium before answering the questions."

'Stop saying 'how high?' until I say 'jump'.'

"We're all just a number here, Finch, and fortunately my number is one."

'Inevitably, I come to work early, leave late and alienate everyone.'

'The massive arrests have made the plans for downsizing much easier.'

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

'Did you get the hard copy from Mr. Dawson?'

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

'Why don't you try seeing it from your point of view?'

"Hope you weren't planning on leaving early."

'According to the budget, we'll have to count on body heat to keep the offices warm.'

'You can't fire me! -- This is a right-to-work state!'

"As you can see, we have a very flexible work-from-home-at-the-office policy."

'Ever feel like you've walked into a corporate lion's den?'

'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!'

"Nobody is to blame until we pick someone."

"Tommy? Hi, this is daddy. How's my big boy? Sweetie, daddy needs your help."

'My last comment appeared to be inviting feedback. Do not be fooled.'

High Noon at the O.K. Staff Meeting

'We're a democracy here, as long as everyone votes in favour of what I want!'

"In response to your request for better communications, I'm going to increase my lengthy explanation by 50%."

'You should agree with me, but not all the time, Try mixing it up a little,'

"Our long-term plan is like our short-term plan, only longer."

'I owe you an apology, Greffman -- Let's keep it that way.'

"Gosh, 'inept' seems so harsh. Personally, I prefer the term 'productivity-challenged!'"