Office Dynamics Enthusiast Pillows

'As a team we can create problems none of us could cause as individuals.'

Workplace Confidentiality.

'I owe you an apology, Greffman -- Let's keep it that way.'

"Sam, this is Willie Zimmer, whose quiet authority informs the mailroom."

'Honestly...All I said was that he could be a little autocratic at times..'

'I take it then that, with the exception of Carruthers, we can all agree to my style of management.'

I make the plans, then it's your job to see they get carried out

'Simkins, I'm having trouble relating to my front-line employees. Work on that for me.'

"We're one big, loving family here, and we keep it that way with strict impersonality."

"Sorry, sir. Access denied."

"Jane is new, should be the one will be blaming anything that goes wrong in future."

"Layoffs, outsourcing, it's the cost of doing business."

"This position has become very important to the company."

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

'I clawed my way to the top and then I clawed my way back to the middle.'

A disgruntled employee chain-sawes hois boss's desk in two.Boss says:'Alright Smith, I'll stop referring to the employees as 'oopsy daisies'.'

"Leadership is all about knowing who to delegate responsibility for all your mistakes."

"Who gave you permission to ask for a raise?"

"We're all just a number here, Finch, and fortunately my number is one."

'Stop saying 'how high?' until I say 'jump'.'

'Inevitably, I come to work early, leave late and alienate everyone.'

'The massive arrests have made the plans for downsizing much easier.'

"Here's some of my work for you to do. It should be a refreshing change...for me."

'Did you get the hard copy from Mr. Dawson?'

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

'Why don't you try seeing it from your point of view?'

"Hope you weren't planning on leaving early."

'According to the budget, we'll have to count on body heat to keep the offices warm.'

'Ever feel like you've walked into a corporate lion's den?'

'You can't fire me! -- This is a right-to-work state!'

"Nobody is to blame until we pick someone."

"Tommy? Hi, this is daddy. How's my big boy? Sweetie, daddy needs your help."

'My last comment appeared to be inviting feedback. Do not be fooled.'

High Noon at the O.K. Staff Meeting