Office Dynamic Enthusiast Pillows

Goldilocks and the Three Chairs

"This position has become very important to the company."

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

'I clawed my way to the top and then I clawed my way back to the middle.'

A disgruntled employee chain-sawes hois boss's desk in two.Boss says:'Alright Smith, I'll stop referring to the employees as 'oopsy daisies'.'

"Leadership is all about knowing who to delegate responsibility for all your mistakes."

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

Lemonade Inc.

"We're all just a number here, Finch, and fortunately my number is one."

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

'Stop saying 'how high?' until I say 'jump'.'

'Inevitably, I come to work early, leave late and alienate everyone.'

'The massive arrests have made the plans for downsizing much easier.'

'Why don't you try seeing it from your point of view?'

"Hope you weren't planning on leaving early."

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

'Did you get the hard copy from Mr. Dawson?'

Busy office.

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

'According to the budget, we'll have to count on body heat to keep the offices warm.'

'Ever feel like you've walked into a corporate lion's den?'

'You can't fire me! -- This is a right-to-work state!'

Senior Partner works at a desk, sign on wall behind her says 'Ms. Davis senior partner - formerly: 'Hey You'.

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

"Tommy? Hi, this is daddy. How's my big boy? Sweetie, daddy needs your help."

"Nobody is to blame until we pick someone."

'My last comment appeared to be inviting feedback. Do not be fooled.'

High Noon at the O.K. Staff Meeting

'We're a democracy here, as long as everyone votes in favour of what I want!'

401K

"In response to your request for better communications, I'm going to increase my lengthy explanation by 50%."