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'We had a leveraged buyout today, and I was the fulcrum!'

"This position has become very important to the company."

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

'I clawed my way to the top and then I clawed my way back to the middle.'

A disgruntled employee chain-sawes hois boss's desk in two.Boss says:'Alright Smith, I'll stop referring to the employees as 'oopsy daisies'.'

"Leadership is all about knowing who to delegate responsibility for all your mistakes."

"Who gave you permission to ask for a raise?"

"We're all just a number here, Finch, and fortunately my number is one."

'Inevitably, I come to work early, leave late and alienate everyone.'

'The massive arrests have made the plans for downsizing much easier.'

"Here's some of my work for you to do. It should be a refreshing change...for me."

'Did you get the hard copy from Mr. Dawson?'

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

"Hope you weren't planning on leaving early."

'Why don't you try seeing it from your point of view?'

'According to the budget, we'll have to count on body heat to keep the offices warm.'

'Ever feel like you've walked into a corporate lion's den?'

'You can't fire me! -- This is a right-to-work state!'

"Nobody is to blame until we pick someone."

"Tommy? Hi, this is daddy. How's my big boy? Sweetie, daddy needs your help."

'My last comment appeared to be inviting feedback. Do not be fooled.'

High Noon at the O.K. Staff Meeting

'We're a democracy here, as long as everyone votes in favour of what I want!'

"In response to your request for better communications, I'm going to increase my lengthy explanation by 50%."

'You should agree with me, but not all the time, Try mixing it up a little,'

'I owe you an apology, Greffman -- Let's keep it that way.'

"Our long-term plan is like our short-term plan, only longer."

"So do I take it that's a 'NO' to the pay rise?"

'If you want to spend more time with your family, have them apply for jobs here.'

"Leadership is about more than delegating all of your work."

That endless instant between initial eye contact and conscious recognition.

'I'm from the creative department, I don't actually do anything.'

"Gosh, 'inept' seems so harsh. Personally, I prefer the term 'productivity-challenged!'"

'Ah, Williams, are you familiar with the term ‘Poisoned Chalice'?'