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Goldilocks and the Three Chairs

"This position has become very important to the company."

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

'I clawed my way to the top and then I clawed my way back to the middle.'

A disgruntled employee chain-sawes hois boss's desk in two.Boss says:'Alright Smith, I'll stop referring to the employees as 'oopsy daisies'.'

"Leadership is all about knowing who to delegate responsibility for all your mistakes."

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

Lemonade Inc.

'Stop saying 'how high?' until I say 'jump'.'

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

"We're all just a number here, Finch, and fortunately my number is one."

'Inevitably, I come to work early, leave late and alienate everyone.'

'The massive arrests have made the plans for downsizing much easier.'

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

"Hope you weren't planning on leaving early."

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

'Why don't you try seeing it from your point of view?'

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

'Did you get the hard copy from Mr. Dawson?'

Busy office.

'According to the budget, we'll have to count on body heat to keep the offices warm.'

'Ever feel like you've walked into a corporate lion's den?'

'You can't fire me! -- This is a right-to-work state!'

Senior Partner works at a desk, sign on wall behind her says 'Ms. Davis senior partner - formerly: 'Hey You'.

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

(No caption. Signs on file cabinets drawers read, "Files Saved to Hard Drive," "Files Saved to Disk," "Files Saved to Traveldrive," "Trash.")

"Tommy? Hi, this is daddy. How's my big boy? Sweetie, daddy needs your help."

"Nobody is to blame until we pick someone."

Man on beach blowing up an inflatable office.

'My last comment appeared to be inviting feedback. Do not be fooled.'

High Noon at the O.K. Staff Meeting

'We're a democracy here, as long as everyone votes in favour of what I want!'

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