Office Dynamics Enthusiast Gifts

'As a team we can create problems none of us could cause as individuals.'

Workplace Confidentiality.

'I owe you an apology, Greffman -- Let's keep it that way.'

"Sam, this is Willie Zimmer, whose quiet authority informs the mailroom."

No Credit

'Honestly...All I said was that he could be a little autocratic at times..'

'I take it then that, with the exception of Carruthers, we can all agree to my style of management.'

I make the plans, then it's your job to see they get carried out

'Simkins, I'm having trouble relating to my front-line employees. Work on that for me.'

"We're one big, loving family here, and we keep it that way with strict impersonality."

"Sorry, sir. Access denied."

"Jane is new, should be the one will be blaming anything that goes wrong in future."

"Layoffs, outsourcing, it's the cost of doing business."

"This position has become very important to the company."

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

A disgruntled employee chain-sawes hois boss's desk in two.Boss says:'Alright Smith, I'll stop referring to the employees as 'oopsy daisies'.'

'I clawed my way to the top and then I clawed my way back to the middle.'

"Leadership is all about knowing who to delegate responsibility for all your mistakes."

"Who gave you permission to ask for a raise?"

'Stop saying 'how high?' until I say 'jump'.'

"We're all just a number here, Finch, and fortunately my number is one."

'Inevitably, I come to work early, leave late and alienate everyone.'

"Here's some of my work for you to do. It should be a refreshing change...for me."

'The massive arrests have made the plans for downsizing much easier.'

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

'Why don't you try seeing it from your point of view?'

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

"Hope you weren't planning on leaving early."

'Did you get the hard copy from Mr. Dawson?'

'According to the budget, we'll have to count on body heat to keep the offices warm.'

'Ever feel like you've walked into a corporate lion's den?'

'You can't fire me! -- This is a right-to-work state!'

"Tommy? Hi, this is daddy. How's my big boy? Sweetie, daddy needs your help."

"Nobody is to blame until we pick someone."

'My last comment appeared to be inviting feedback. Do not be fooled.'