Office Dynamics Enthusiasts Gifts

"Telling the manager what you think of him!!"

"I preferred it when you micromanaged more openly."

'The 'insourcing' will go ahead and some jobs will be off to Leeds or Manchester, but I think I'll be safe...'

"This position has become very important to the company."

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

'I clawed my way to the top and then I clawed my way back to the middle.'

A disgruntled employee chain-sawes hois boss's desk in two.Boss says:'Alright Smith, I'll stop referring to the employees as 'oopsy daisies'.'

"Leadership is all about knowing who to delegate responsibility for all your mistakes."

"Who gave you permission to ask for a raise?"

'Stop saying 'how high?' until I say 'jump'.'

"We're all just a number here, Finch, and fortunately my number is one."

'Inevitably, I come to work early, leave late and alienate everyone.'

"Here's some of my work for you to do. It should be a refreshing change...for me."

'The massive arrests have made the plans for downsizing much easier.'

"Hope you weren't planning on leaving early."

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

'Why don't you try seeing it from your point of view?'

'Did you get the hard copy from Mr. Dawson?'

'According to the budget, we'll have to count on body heat to keep the offices warm.'

'Ever feel like you've walked into a corporate lion's den?'

'You can't fire me! -- This is a right-to-work state!'

'Oh don't mind him - he's just a great big teddy bear.'

"Nobody is to blame until we pick someone."

"Tommy? Hi, this is daddy. How's my big boy? Sweetie, daddy needs your help."

'My last comment appeared to be inviting feedback. Do not be fooled.'

High Noon at the O.K. Staff Meeting

'We're a democracy here, as long as everyone votes in favour of what I want!'

"In response to your request for better communications, I'm going to increase my lengthy explanation by 50%."

'I owe you an apology, Greffman -- Let's keep it that way.'

'You should agree with me, but not all the time, Try mixing it up a little,'

"Our long-term plan is like our short-term plan, only longer."

'Ah, Williams, are you familiar with the term ‘Poisoned Chalice'?'

"Leadership is about more than delegating all of your work."

"Gosh, 'inept' seems so harsh. Personally, I prefer the term 'productivity-challenged!'"