Office Dynamics Comic Gifts

"Mr. Tilson will suffer you gladly now."

"This position has become very important to the company."

'I clawed my way to the top and then I clawed my way back to the middle.'

A disgruntled employee chain-sawes hois boss's desk in two.Boss says:'Alright Smith, I'll stop referring to the employees as 'oopsy daisies'.'

"Leadership is all about knowing who to delegate responsibility for all your mistakes."

"We're all just a number here, Finch, and fortunately my number is one."

'Stop saying 'how high?' until I say 'jump'.'

'Inevitably, I come to work early, leave late and alienate everyone.'

'The massive arrests have made the plans for downsizing much easier.'

"Hope you weren't planning on leaving early."

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

'Why don't you try seeing it from your point of view?'

"Unless one is a humorist, Haskins. One should avoid attempts at humor."

'Did you get the hard copy from Mr. Dawson?'

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

'According to the budget, we'll have to count on body heat to keep the offices warm.'

'You can't fire me! -- This is a right-to-work state!'

'Ever feel like you've walked into a corporate lion's den?'

'I understand they specialize in acquisitions.'

"Good boy, what a good boy. You're hired."

"Barlow, it's come to my attention that you've called in, 'Playing Possum' 8 days this month."

'It's easy, Greg. Just get in touch with your inner regional sales manager.'

"Nobody is to blame until we pick someone."

"Tommy? Hi, this is daddy. How's my big boy? Sweetie, daddy needs your help."

'My last comment appeared to be inviting feedback. Do not be fooled.'

High Noon at the O.K. Staff Meeting

'We're a democracy here, as long as everyone votes in favour of what I want!'

'Natalie, would you please bring me the buzzword du jour?'

"In response to your request for better communications, I'm going to increase my lengthy explanation by 50%."

"Our long-term plan is like our short-term plan, only longer."

'You should agree with me, but not all the time, Try mixing it up a little,'

'I owe you an apology, Greffman -- Let's keep it that way.'

"So do I take it that's a 'NO' to the pay rise?"

'Ah, Williams, are you familiar with the term ‘Poisoned Chalice'?'

'I'm from the creative department, I don't actually do anything.'