Office Environment Pillows

'In my day, we didn't concern ourselves with wimpy notions of workplace ergonomics.'

Man at Fire Escape sees door with 'Hot Button Issues Escape',

Poor Circulation Desk

"Oh, yes, and there's plenty of opportunity for advancement."

'We asked for your motivational goals for the coming year and these were the most popular answers.'

Employer of the month...and every month.

STRIP Hambone: Computer smoke signals message from Indian office

Empty safe

'I'll be putting in a lot more hours at work since I lost my home.'

'Okay, Williams...is that your sly smile of inspiration, or your vibrating cell phone?'

Employee of the Month: Stop Looking At This Sign And Get Back To Work

"Judging by the expressions on the employees' faces, I don't think this is a good place to work."

'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.'

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

'You could be a constant inspiration for us to come up with a plan to get a leg up on our competition...you're hired!'

"I don't want a G.O.A.T, I want a S.C.A.P.E.G.O.A.T."

"Another job well done by your conflict resolution specialist."

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

21st century water cooler conversations.

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

Boss's Desk Says No!

"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

"He's not really much of a leader...he just has a lot of followers."

'I'm sorry, but everyone is in a meeting.'

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

"The new chairman has dropped the brain-storming meetings."

The best financial decision I ever made.

'I'm promoting you to project coordinator because you seem to have an overall view of things.'

"At this office no two days are different."