Quirky Office Decor Lovers Gifts

'ANOTHER Shakespeare play?!! Look, all we wanted was the user manual for a sandwich maker.'

Stalkers Register

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

Bathroom Fairy

'It's my spare tire. Why do you ask?'

His & hers towels.

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.

"We've done it Agnes. We're living the dream."

'Derek was extremely pleased with his new piano stool...'

'I don't need such a big office as this. My ego does.'

"My heavens, Bentley ... we've found it. A Silicon Valley headquarters without a slide."

Missing sock

"How?"

'Boy, plastic flowers these days are so lifelike: I've been fooled again...'

Computer Mouse.

Cuckoo clock in psychiatrist's room

"She always gets the upper bunk."

"Stop complaining, granite is in."

The Arcimboldo Arrangement

The Ugly Plant

Red in tooth and claw.

Alien with flying spaceships on wall instead of flying ducks

101 uses of a dead cat: rocking horse

"A nutcracker!! Hey...this thing looks used."

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

Table Tennis ball-boys

"My initial reaction is positive but I'd like to hibernate on it."

'To you, fifty quid - c'mon guv, it's HANDMADE!'

'I must have that painting for my office.'

Wildlife Management.

Play Ball!