Quirky Office Decor Lovers Gifts

'ANOTHER Shakespeare play?!! Look, all we wanted was the user manual for a sandwich maker.'

Stalkers Register

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

Bathroom Fairy

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

His & hers towels.

'It's my spare tire. Why do you ask?'

'Derek was extremely pleased with his new piano stool...'

Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.

"We've done it Agnes. We're living the dream."

'I don't need such a big office as this. My ego does.'

Missing sock

"My heavens, Bentley ... we've found it. A Silicon Valley headquarters without a slide."

'Boy, plastic flowers these days are so lifelike: I've been fooled again...'

"How?"

Computer Mouse.

Alien with flying spaceships on wall instead of flying ducks

"She always gets the upper bunk."

The Ugly Plant

Cuckoo clock in psychiatrist's room

"Stop complaining, granite is in."

The Arcimboldo Arrangement

101 uses of a dead cat: rocking horse

Red in tooth and claw.

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

Table Tennis ball-boys

"My initial reaction is positive but I'd like to hibernate on it."

Play Ball!

101 uses of a dead cat: chariot wheels.

'Pretty useful things, those fridge magnets.'

Wildlife Management.

Rabbit, the founder of Acme Garden Fences Inc

Working from home.