Not much of a resume. Anything besides these 7 Deadly Sins?
Quirky Office Decor Collector Gifts
Searching for quirky office decor that speaks to the creative collector? Explore our collection of fun, inventive pieces designed to bring a spark of personality to your workspace. From amusing desk accessories to whimsical wall art, each item is perfect for those who love to infuse their office environment with humor and originality. Elevate your office space or gift it to a fellow creative who appreciates the unconventional. Celebrate your passion for quirky, imaginative decor that makes every workday a little brighter and more inspiring.
'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'
'I used to commute. Now I transform.'
Emergency Hipster Beard
Friday
'I believe in a 'carrot and stick' approach to motivation. The carrot is not to use the stick.'
The new contract didn't leave him much room to maneuver his hoverdesk.
'It says our line printer is obsolete our remote terminal is obsolete, and I'm afraid, we're obsolete.'
'ANOTHER Shakespeare play?!! Look, all we wanted was the user manual for a sandwich maker.'
"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."
'It's my spare tire. Why do you ask?'
File Cabinets for Perfectionists
"Time to do it in!"
Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.
'I've had that sign on the desk for 30 years, waiting for the bucks to roll in, but I'm as broke as ever.'
Office Furniture - Would you like to thump the table sir, to hear what it sounds like?
'Here's a signed statement from Vince Cable saying we can get rid of underperforming employees more easily.'
"It's not that casual of a Friday!"
"Most of the time, it's unclear what our company does exactly."
Bureau of alcohol, tobacco, firearms and other neat stuff.
Your call is important to us...
"My heavens, Bentley ... we've found it. A Silicon Valley headquarters without a slide."
'We're not looking for someone who wants to run with the wolves. We're looking for someone who wants to run over them.'
'Sorry, Gowp, but I'm rteplacing you as Head of Advertising.'
To get you up to speed Higgins, we're in a cartoon and I'm about to say something clever.
Computer Mouse.
Signed Baseball - Scientists,
''Casual Friday' does not mean you may unbutton your lip!'
'Well, at least we're ahead of our competitors in the number of CFOs we've had in the past year.'
"The board felt you were the right person to give this report some granularity."
"Change my spots...? No, that's never crossed my mind!! I guess if I really had to, then that's definitely something I'd outsource!!"
"I'm going to have to let you go, Williams. Details at 11."
Play Ball!
Working from home.
Psychiatry. Here's your soda --- Would you like a crazy straw?
Quirky Office Decor Collector Gifts Collection
Quirky Office Decor Collector Mugs
Discover our range of quirky office mugs—each one a fun way to add personality to your workspace or find the perfect gift for a creative collector.
Quirky Office Decor Collector Pillows
Brighten your office with our quirky pillows, perfect for adding humor and comfort to your creative workspace or as a playful gift.
Quirky Office Decor Collector Prints
Find unique, quirky prints that will inspire and amuse—perfect for adorning your workspace or gifting to a fellow collector of fun, creative decor.
Quirky Office Decor Collector T-Shirts
Explore our selection of witty, quirky t-shirts—ideal for creative collectors who love to showcase their fun side in style.