Collector Of Quirky Office Supplies Gifts

'It is not necessary for you to write 'From the Desk of Benjamin' on all of your homework assignments.'

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

Friday

'I believe in a 'carrot and stick' approach to motivation. The carrot is not to use the stick.'

The new contract didn't leave him much room to maneuver his hoverdesk.

Evolution Interrupted By Man Fishing

'It says our line printer is obsolete our remote terminal is obsolete, and I'm afraid, we're obsolete.'

Crane Game. Ball Game.

"Uh-oh. We better stop using the fax machine."

'Oh, I don't have a problem, doc. My friend here has a problem.'

In and In Too Deep Desk Organizers.

File Cabinets for Perfectionists

An early Picasso painting is sold at auction - it is a painting from when Picasso was a child

Free Printer with Purchase of Ink

"Time to do it in!"

Fly Hospital: "Just a slight stinging then you'll be fast asleep."

'When 900 years you reach, retire, you will not.'

'All right! Who's got my bloody stress ball?'

'Here's a signed statement from Vince Cable saying we can get rid of underperforming employees more easily.'

'How could Homer write The Iliad and The Odyssey with a quill pen on parchment when I can't write a memo with a computer?'

Your call is important to us...

"It's not that casual of a Friday!"

'I just found out my vintage Roy Rogers lunch box is worth more than my 401k.'

"Most of the time, it's unclear what our company does exactly."

"You make a great point."

Pencil sharpeners in hell

'We're not looking for someone who wants to run with the wolves. We're looking for someone who wants to run over them.'

'The stuff legends are made of'

'Sorry, Gowp, but I'm rteplacing you as Head of Advertising.'

To get you up to speed Higgins, we're in a cartoon and I'm about to say something clever.

''Casual Friday' does not mean you may unbutton your lip!'

The fax machine had stopped and they did not know why.