Office Supplies Collector Gifts

'Another clip show.'

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

"No, kid, we don't call these 'attachment icons.' We call them paperclips."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

Joust Sharpener

"And best of all, it comes fully loaded!"

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

'It says our line printer is obsolete our remote terminal is obsolete, and I'm afraid, we're obsolete.'

'Never trust emails. You can't shred them.'

it's back to school time, Frank. I think I have everything I need. I have a new backpack, pens, pencils, erasers, notebooks and, of course, a mask. We don't need those anymore. Speak for yourself. Zzzzzzz.

Stationery Shop

Barnum & Bailey's Three Ring Binder

"I want one of those. He takes notes and DOODLES at the same time."

In and In Too Deep Desk Organizers.

Before social media there was sticky notes.

"Uh-oh. We better stop using the fax machine."

Man with post it note

The Move.

Office: Empowerment Drawer.

Man with desk wrapped as a Christmas present.

'No, I'm afraid we don't have calendars in dog-years.'

Free Printer with Purchase of Ink

Medieval Office Supplies

'That one is a bit more expensive, but it comes with a profit.'

Theory A Day Calendar.

'Hold me!'

"It has come to my attention that yous needs some protection."

Office Supplies: New and improved motivational posters, now with 25% more inspiration.

'Wow, my own desk!'

Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.

'I've had that sign on the desk for 30 years, waiting for the bucks to roll in, but I'm as broke as ever.'

'It's not the same. I was caught stealing office supplies. You, on the other hand, got caught stealing ideas.'