'It says our line printer is obsolete our remote terminal is obsolete, and I'm afraid, we're obsolete.'
Office Memorabilia Collector Gifts
Looking for the perfect gift for the office memorabilia collector? Our collection offers humorous and nostalgic items they’ll love, from mugs to prints. Celebrate their passion with a thoughtful gift that highlights their unique interest in office collectibles, combining wit and charm to make their workspace even more special.
'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'
'C'mon get it straight.'
Billy. The Kid.
'I used to commute. Now I transform.'
Friday
"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."
"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"
'I believe in a 'carrot and stick' approach to motivation. The carrot is not to use the stick.'
The new contract didn't leave him much room to maneuver his hoverdesk.
"Downton Abbey Road"
Big Fish Packing Co - Our Flounder.
It had been a while, but he had finally come home.
The Pencil and Sharpener
Nobody Upstages Trump!
"You're fired, Withron. I got a terrific deal on a handful of ballpoints."
"No Hand Sanitiser"
'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'
Biro Diversity
File Cabinets for Perfectionists
The Fab Four
'I've had that sign on the desk for 30 years, waiting for the bucks to roll in, but I'm as broke as ever.'
Fossil bands
"I see you've discovered the heirloom Twinkies."
"Time to do it in!"
'All right! Who's got my bloody stress ball?'
"I don't think my parents have a lot of confidence in me."
Lennon-McCartney-Lennon.
'Here's a signed statement from Vince Cable saying we can get rid of underperforming employees more easily.'
Lionel Messi
David Bowie: "I don't know where I'm going from here but I promise it won't be boring."
"Most of the time, it's unclear what our company does exactly."
'When I said loosen your buckle and let 'em drop, I was talking about your gunbelt.'
Your call is important to us...
"So, you're still doing the Western thing."
Office Memorabilia Collector Gifts Collection
Office Memorabilia Collector Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs perfect for the office memorabilia collector. Find witty, nostalgic designs that bring their passion to every coffee break.
Office Memorabilia Collector Pillows
Check out our pillows designed for the collector who loves to add personality to their space with fun, memorabilia-themed accents.
Office Memorabilia Collector Prints
Browse our art prints that celebrate office memorabilia, perfect for decorating a workspace or hobby room with personality and charm.
Office Memorabilia Collector T-Shirts
Discover T-shirts that showcase the collector’s love for office memorabilia with clever slogans and eye-catching artwork.