Office Collections Gifts

Bill was a little disappointed with the whippet round his work colleagues had organised.

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

The Missing Sock Returns

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

In many ways this is the perfect job! Out. Out.

Lumbar support animal

Presentation: Thinking each other are idiots.

"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."

'How did the 'I want you all to take a pay cut or leave' strategy go down?'

'I can't give you a raise, a promotion or a bigger office, but I AM going to allow you to have a personality.'

"What's the problem? We told you when you started you'd have to make some sacrifices."

The vice-president in charge of sincerity

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

'Would you all please congatulate...'

Belief and Trust.

'Yes, we do have an incentive scheme.We call it 'continued employment'.'

'I recognize the face ... I just can't pin down the name.'

'I didn't come in to hear that I'm burning the candle at both ends. I came for more wax.'

'It says our line printer is obsolete our remote terminal is obsolete, and I'm afraid, we're obsolete.'

''A desk job.' That's what they called it at the interview.' 'Same here.' 'SHH!'

Man needs to buy excuse for missing work from vending machine.

Stop saying 'You're the boss' I KNOW I'm the boss!

Government Offices / In tray, No Exit tray.

InIn by-products.

Bernie the Monday morning quarterback meets David the Monday morning linebacker.

'Tell your boss we represent an independent watchdog committee.'

If you really need permanent staff for IMMEDIATE cover then we could pull out all the stops and get someone by next October.

"He treated associates like he treated his plants."

'You say you're willing to start at the bottom...'

Big Fish Packing Co - Our Flounder.

Man on beach blowing up an inflatable office.