Collection Gifts

"It seemed important at the time."

"Where do you keep the cards with the money in them?"

'I've had it with your sock fetish.'

My first Boyfriend.

"I got a gold star for having the highest credit score in my class."

Missing Sock

Moustaches with their owners' names.

101 uses of a dead cat: helmet decorations.

'I could have sworn I put those moon rocks in my pocket...'

'Wow!' (Nobody calls me Chicken)

'I just bought 17 subscriptions to compulsive buyer.'

A man in bathrobe smoking a pipe sits in an armchair as a dog delivers endless pairs of shoes and boots to him.

The 'Stroke' of Midnight

'Forget it - she'd melt your igloo!'

"You have ice water in your veins."

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

Larry's used art

Skipping Horse

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

Grace For Flies

James Bond in a Snow Globe

International Women's Day

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Packaging Russian Dolls

Director/Action Man toy.

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Cocktails on the verandah.

Cat woman shopping for cats.