Collecting Office Art Gifts

Big Fish Packing Co - Our Flounder.

Great Chinese Dynasties

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Paul Klee

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

Use your imagination.

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"Needs to get a life"

Wagging Dog

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

"It's an Eyesaur."

Giant Monster in Bath

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

Cock A Doodle

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

"One!...Two!...Now spread those tail feathers..."

Slinky Cow World

Creation of Red Wine

"Got any bathtub gin?"

"Now this I get."

"'Original' to 'Carbon-Paper': Do you copy?"

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

'It says our line printer is obsolete our remote terminal is obsolete, and I'm afraid, we're obsolete.'

'Pray for me.'

"Moulting"

First we thought the apes would conquer the world...When in reality we've been busy mining the end of the world all along.

EU: Behind the scenes.