Collecting Office Art Pillows

Big Fish Packing Co - Our Flounder.

Great Chinese Dynasties

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

Paul Klee

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

Use your imagination.

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

Wagging Dog

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

"Needs to get a life"

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

"It's an Eyesaur."

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

Giant Monster in Bath

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

"One!...Two!...Now spread those tail feathers..."

Cock A Doodle

Slinky Cow World

Creation of Red Wine

"Now this I get."

"Got any bathtub gin?"

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

'It says our line printer is obsolete our remote terminal is obsolete, and I'm afraid, we're obsolete.'

"'Original' to 'Carbon-Paper': Do you copy?"

'Pray for me.'

"Moulting"

"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."

EU: Behind the scenes.