Office Art Gifts

"I work a lot, so I don't get outside much. THe best I could do is paint my office like the outdoors."

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

That shows business confidence.

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

The trend toward less formal offices began to gain steam.

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

"Read our contracts, Ms Donahue. It says 'No Sexual Harassment on the workfloor!'"

Sign on desk reads: 'Thanks for not wishing me a nice day.'

'You earned this corner office by cutting corners...'

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

"Security? There's a goddam tree in my office."

"It's too late for Jim. The tchotchkes have him now."

'Dog eat dog.'

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

The new contract didn't leave him much room to maneuver his hoverdesk.

'ANOTHER Shakespeare play?!! Look, all we wanted was the user manual for a sandwich maker.'

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

Big Fish Packing Co - Our Flounder.

"Sorry to interrupt, Mr. Barksdale, but you're scheduled to take time out to smell the roses."

New open space office design that promotes balance in the workplace.

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

'Our CEO's philosophy is that a happy environment means a happy bottom line.'

"Hi Sean, welcome to my open space. Take a stand and let's talk."

"No more thinking outside the box Bamford. From now on I want you to do all your thinking inside your box!"

Desk shaped like an office block.

"Our open-space office really stimulates information sharing when everyone removes their noise-cancelling headphones."

"Does this desk make my job look big?"

'Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.'

'We can't fire Wembley... it's now a Protected Habitat!'

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'