Stationery Collector Gifts

"You're fired, Withron. I got a terrific deal on a handful of ballpoints."

'C'mon get it straight.'

"I can't read my handwriting either."

'Right forget bank notes or bullion... next job we nab printer cartridges.'

Hokey Kokey accounts

Clip Art

Man stabbed by giant pencil.

"I don't think my parents have a lot of confidence in me."

"It's PENCILvania!!!"

Broken Pen

I love Fountain Pens

Mourning Pens

"I'm a great texter, but I'm a little out of practice when it comes to actually writing. Luckily, the make make a big eraser for kids like me."

Lecture books Scrapbooks Exercise books Exercise books actually doing exercises on a book shelf.

People, we need to push the envelope, and the paper, pens and all the other stationery.

"If it's really important, I can send it by turtle mail."

Biro Diversity

'I'll see you stapler and raise you two bulldog clips.'

'Wednesday works for me. Can I pencil you in for Wednesday?'

"The table of stationers would like to send you their compliment slips."

'Trying to write with this broken pencil is pointless.'

STRIP Hambone: Pen and paper, In case of emergency

Toilet Tissue Typist.

Paper Work

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

The Pencil and Sharpener

"Do you have a quill I can borrow?"

Note from Self: Stick To It

"Do you write your own material?"

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.