Stationery Lovers Gifts

"Sure, elephants never forget, but sometimes we can use a little help."

Oh, look! It's a memo about Valentine's Day!

Bring Me A Pen Or Else

Pensioners - Old ink Pens at the park sitting and walking

"This isn't working. Do you have an ink eraser?"

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

'C'mon get it straight.'

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

"No, kid, we don't call these 'attachment icons.' We call them paperclips."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"I've put on a few ounces, but it's mostly paperweight."

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit, today, sir - a ream of paper and a half-dozen pencils.'

"'Original' to 'Carbon-Paper': Do you copy?"

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

it's back to school time, Frank. I think I have everything I need. I have a new backpack, pens, pencils, erasers, notebooks and, of course, a mask. We don't need those anymore. Speak for yourself. Zzzzzzz.

The paperless office sign covered in post-it notes

"Hold on a second, Bob. I'm putting you on a stickie."

Stationery Shop

The Pencil and Sharpener

"You're fired, Withron. I got a terrific deal on a handful of ballpoints."

Barnum & Bailey's Three Ring Binder

Dip Pen

Before social media there was sticky notes.

Biro Diversity

"Who's the new guy that keeps nibbling on my neck?"

"He thinks he never makes mistakes."

Man with post it note

"I want one of those. He takes notes and DOODLES at the same time."