Stationery Admirer Gifts

'Oh, he's on ebay again, trying to sell a case of white correction fluid he pilfered from the office back in 1984.'

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

'C'mon get it straight.'

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

"No, kid, we don't call these 'attachment icons.' We call them paperclips."

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit, today, sir - a ream of paper and a half-dozen pencils.'

"'Original' to 'Carbon-Paper': Do you copy?"

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

"Hold on a second, Bob. I'm putting you on a stickie."

Stationery Shop

The Pencil and Sharpener

The paperless office sign covered in post-it notes

"You're fired, Withron. I got a terrific deal on a handful of ballpoints."

Barnum & Bailey's Three Ring Binder

Man with post it note

"Who's the new guy that keeps nibbling on my neck?"

Dip Pen

"Remember, 'borrowing' a pencil means not eating it like you did last time."

Biro Diversity

"I want one of those. He takes notes and DOODLES at the same time."

Office: Empowerment Drawer.

'And this is our new INTERACTIVE card - you buy the blank cardboard and write it yourself!'

"I think my little talk on 'abuse of office stationery' went rather well today dear."

"We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?"

Biro Security

"I've run out of invisible ink..."

Company Ink.

Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.

"It has come to my attention that yous needs some protection."