Stationery Enthusiasts Gifts

To Do List: Invent Smaller Post-It Notes.

"Ouch! paper cut"

Harvesting the folder crop in Manila

'We can mail these thank you cards now that I've forged your name.'

"No, kid, we don't call these 'attachment icons.' We call them paperclips."

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

'C'mon get it straight.'

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

"I've put on a few ounces, but it's mostly paperweight."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit, today, sir - a ream of paper and a half-dozen pencils.'

"'Original' to 'Carbon-Paper': Do you copy?"

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

The Pencil and Sharpener

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

"Hold on a second, Bob. I'm putting you on a stickie."

The paperless office sign covered in post-it notes

Stationery Shop

it's back to school time, Frank. I think I have everything I need. I have a new backpack, pens, pencils, erasers, notebooks and, of course, a mask. We don't need those anymore. Speak for yourself. Zzzzzzz.

"You're fired, Withron. I got a terrific deal on a handful of ballpoints."

Barnum & Bailey's Three Ring Binder

Dip Pen

"Remember, 'borrowing' a pencil means not eating it like you did last time."

Before social media there was sticky notes.

"He thinks he never makes mistakes."

"Who's the new guy that keeps nibbling on my neck?"

Man with post it note

"I want one of those. He takes notes and DOODLES at the same time."

Biro Diversity