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2021 Tentative Planner

Desk bins: Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda.

"When you have a moment, could you take a look at the paper shredder? It seems to have gotten jammed!"

Pens Paper Rulers ( The 'Rulers' are the leaders of Countries ).

"He stayed sharp right up until the end."

New Age Office Supplies Catalog.

"Okay, we're ready to start the meeting - as soon as Bob is done smelling the marker pens."

A lumberjack leans against a giant pencil that reads "Giant Sequoia Brand No .2".

'I'm leaving you, Scott. You're too clingy.'

'And this is our new INTERACTIVE card - you buy the blank cardboard and write it yourself!'

"2B or not 2B?"

"Take that cap off! It's disrespectful."

"Why is it that you're always in charge. . . ?"

Shakespeare had difficulty choosing the right pencil.

"Excuse me, correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't you the guy who created Tipp-Ex?"

Correction Fluid

'They're calling prunes DRIED PLUMS. You'll need new stationery.'

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

"I was considering early retirement, too, but I really need the paper clips."

Pencils, Markers, Pens, Genetic Markers.

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

'C'mon get it straight.'

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

"No, kid, we don't call these 'attachment icons.' We call them paperclips."

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

"I've put on a few ounces, but it's mostly paperweight."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit, today, sir - a ream of paper and a half-dozen pencils.'

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

"'Original' to 'Carbon-Paper': Do you copy?"

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"