Stationery Aficionado Gifts

2021 Tentative Planner

Desk bins: Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda.

"When you have a moment, could you take a look at the paper shredder? It seems to have gotten jammed!"

Pens Paper Rulers ( The 'Rulers' are the leaders of Countries ).

"He stayed sharp right up until the end."

New Age Office Supplies Catalog.

"Okay, we're ready to start the meeting - as soon as Bob is done smelling the marker pens."

A lumberjack leans against a giant pencil that reads "Giant Sequoia Brand No .2".

'I'm leaving you, Scott. You're too clingy.'

'And this is our new INTERACTIVE card - you buy the blank cardboard and write it yourself!'

"2B or not 2B?"

"It has come to my attention that yous needs some protection."

"Take that cap off! It's disrespectful."

"Why is it that you're always in charge. . . ?"

Shakespeare had difficulty choosing the right pencil.

"Excuse me, correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't you the guy who created Tipp-Ex?"

Correction Fluid

'They're calling prunes DRIED PLUMS. You'll need new stationery.'

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

"I was considering early retirement, too, but I really need the paper clips."

Pencils, Markers, Pens, Genetic Markers.

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

'C'mon get it straight.'

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

"No, kid, we don't call these 'attachment icons.' We call them paperclips."

"I've put on a few ounces, but it's mostly paperweight."

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit, today, sir - a ream of paper and a half-dozen pencils.'

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

"'Original' to 'Carbon-Paper': Do you copy?"

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.