Stationery Fanatic Gifts

Office: Empowerment Drawer.

"I find myself strangely attracted to you."

'You went for the highlights then?'

"Well sir, items stolen were; document folders, filing cabinets and labelling machines. . ."

"Drat! - My pen's run out. . ."

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

Revenge of the Snubbed Office Supplies Salesman.

"According to our records, you used a large paper clip instead of a small one. It's this type of reckless behavior that's hurting our bottom line."

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

'C'mon get it straight.'

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

"No, kid, we don't call these 'attachment icons.' We call them paperclips."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

"I've put on a few ounces, but it's mostly paperweight."

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit, today, sir - a ream of paper and a half-dozen pencils.'

"'Original' to 'Carbon-Paper': Do you copy?"

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

The paperless office sign covered in post-it notes

it's back to school time, Frank. I think I have everything I need. I have a new backpack, pens, pencils, erasers, notebooks and, of course, a mask. We don't need those anymore. Speak for yourself. Zzzzzzz.

Stationery Shop

"Hold on a second, Bob. I'm putting you on a stickie."

The Pencil and Sharpener

"You're fired, Withron. I got a terrific deal on a handful of ballpoints."

Barnum & Bailey's Three Ring Binder

Dip Pen

"Remember, 'borrowing' a pencil means not eating it like you did last time."

"He thinks he never makes mistakes."

"I want one of those. He takes notes and DOODLES at the same time."

Man with post it note