Stationery Collecting Gifts

'Just a little off the bottom.'

"This is a very nice sympathy card for when your mother dies."

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

"First day back at work. Don't forget to get some office stationery."

Unbelievable! Who keeps taking by @#$% pens?

Lady looking at greeting card for 'Friend', 'Friend of a Friend' and 'Friend of a friend of a friend'

Biro Winter Warm-Ups.

Budget cuts were beginning to bite at the local council

"I'm gonna make this short and to the point."

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

'C'mon get it straight.'

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

"I've put on a few ounces, but it's mostly paperweight."

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

"No, kid, we don't call these 'attachment icons.' We call them paperclips."

'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit, today, sir - a ream of paper and a half-dozen pencils.'

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

"'Original' to 'Carbon-Paper': Do you copy?"

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

it's back to school time, Frank. I think I have everything I need. I have a new backpack, pens, pencils, erasers, notebooks and, of course, a mask. We don't need those anymore. Speak for yourself. Zzzzzzz.

The paperless office sign covered in post-it notes

Stationery Shop

"Hold on a second, Bob. I'm putting you on a stickie."

The Pencil and Sharpener

"You're fired, Withron. I got a terrific deal on a handful of ballpoints."

Barnum & Bailey's Three Ring Binder

"Remember, 'borrowing' a pencil means not eating it like you did last time."

Before social media there was sticky notes.

"I want one of those. He takes notes and DOODLES at the same time."

Dip Pen