Stationery Gifts

"Well, if doodling all day is busy, I was busy."

'Am I the only one who still enjoys the glide of a perfectly sharpened #2 on a fresh yellow legal pad?'

Why Elephants Never Forget.

'C'mon get it straight.'

'I forgot where I put a sticky note I need to remind me to get something I need to remember.'

Office: Empowerment Drawer.

"Ouch! paper cut"

"I can't read my handwriting either."

2021 Tentative Planner

Desk bins: Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda.

Employee of school supply company in trouble for punching in late.

Pens Paper Rulers ( The 'Rulers' are the leaders of Countries ).

Operation Desert StormThe Desk Accessories

'Do you mind?'

'In selling stationery, Edwards, you'll never make it on letterhead alone. You really have to push the envelopes...'

"When you have a moment, could you take a look at the paper shredder? It seems to have gotten jammed!"

"Do you keep stationery here?"

Striking Oil.

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"Well sir, items stolen were; document folders, filing cabinets and labelling machines. . ."

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

"Well, I don't think much of your CV, but your paper clip is the smartest I've ever seen."

"He stayed sharp right up until the end."

"We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?"

'These amusing novelty pencils shaped like frankfurters, taste really good.'

"Okay, we're ready to start the meeting - as soon as Bob is done smelling the marker pens."

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

Greetings!

'Everybody needs candy. Everybody needs stationery. Everybody needs microcomputers.'

Man stabbed by giant pencil.

'Right here on the box...'self adhesive envelopes'.'

"That happens sometimes, when people borrow my pen and leave the cap off"

'You are the highlight of my life.'

"Is it my imagination, or does our use of correction fluid increase as people's teeth get whiter?"

"I'm just not sure I'm ready for a permanent relationship."