Stationery Supplier Gifts

'Right forget bank notes or bullion... next job we nab printer cartridges.'

"This is for all those envelopes who never get their moment in the spotlight..."

I'm sorry it had to come to this, Ferguson, but for ten years you've been taking home office supplies for your children.

"Excuse me, correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't you the guy who created Tipp-Ex?"

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

'C'mon get it straight.'

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

"No, kid, we don't call these 'attachment icons.' We call them paperclips."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"I've put on a few ounces, but it's mostly paperweight."

'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit, today, sir - a ream of paper and a half-dozen pencils.'

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

"'Original' to 'Carbon-Paper': Do you copy?"

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

The paperless office sign covered in post-it notes

The Pencil and Sharpener

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

"Hold on a second, Bob. I'm putting you on a stickie."

it's back to school time, Frank. I think I have everything I need. I have a new backpack, pens, pencils, erasers, notebooks and, of course, a mask. We don't need those anymore. Speak for yourself. Zzzzzzz.

Stationery Shop

"You're fired, Withron. I got a terrific deal on a handful of ballpoints."

Barnum & Bailey's Three Ring Binder

Before social media there was sticky notes.

Biro Diversity

"Who's the new guy that keeps nibbling on my neck?"

"I want one of those. He takes notes and DOODLES at the same time."

Man with post it note

"Remember, 'borrowing' a pencil means not eating it like you did last time."

"He thinks he never makes mistakes."

Dip Pen