Stationery Supplier T-Shirts

'Right forget bank notes or bullion... next job we nab printer cartridges.'

"This is for all those envelopes who never get their moment in the spotlight..."

I'm sorry it had to come to this, Ferguson, but for ten years you've been taking home office supplies for your children.

"Excuse me, correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't you the guy who created Tipp-Ex?"

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

'C'mon get it straight.'

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

"I've put on a few ounces, but it's mostly paperweight."

"No, kid, we don't call these 'attachment icons.' We call them paperclips."

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit, today, sir - a ream of paper and a half-dozen pencils.'

"'Original' to 'Carbon-Paper': Do you copy?"

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

The paperless office sign covered in post-it notes

Stationery Shop

"Hold on a second, Bob. I'm putting you on a stickie."

The Pencil and Sharpener

"You're fired, Withron. I got a terrific deal on a handful of ballpoints."

Barnum & Bailey's Three Ring Binder

Before social media there was sticky notes.

Man with post it note

Dip Pen

"I want one of those. He takes notes and DOODLES at the same time."

"Remember, 'borrowing' a pencil means not eating it like you did last time."

Office: Empowerment Drawer.

"I think my little talk on 'abuse of office stationery' went rather well today dear."

'And this is our new INTERACTIVE card - you buy the blank cardboard and write it yourself!'

"We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?"